Despite the obvious genetic attachments to musical royalty, Callianne Bachman has forged her own way into the public lexicon of cool. Under her nom-de-youtube " Theslyestfox" she has built a huge following as an un-assuming internet celebrity. And to prove the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree, "Calli" has also racked up an impressive musical resume fronting such bands as Beasts & Superbeasts and more recently the critically acclaimed Techromancer.
Here is what makes her tick.
Who are you ?
Callianne Bachman, though I usually introduce myself as "Calli" because the full version seems to cause an unnecessary amount of confusion for most people.
What are you most well known for ?
I would hope that I'm most well known for the bands I am or have been in: The Ray Gun ( if anyone remembers that one, ha ha), Beasts and Superbeasts and currently Techromancer..... but if we're being honest, I'm probably most well known for sharing bloodlines with famous people.
What is your must have item ?
My Hairless cat, Gizmo. He's my baby, so he's my only must have....though he's not really an "item" so.......... I know everyone says their computer, I'm kind of a geek, and I do a lot of work on it too, so my Macbook Pro.
Who is your favorite band right now?
Though Why? is probably my favorite band, I've been obsessed with Kap Bambino's " Zero Night Vision" all summer, and recently I've been enjoying The XX's debut album.
What are you most embarrassed by?
Honestly? People making a big deal about who I'm related to. I generally prefer people don't know.
What is your worst date ever ?
I've never been on a date! I mean I've been on dates with people I'm already seeing but not like " hey, I don't know you let me take you out to dinner". I usually am friends with people before I date them so I already like and get along with them and the dates are always good.
Is winning the lottery a blessing or a curse ? What would you buy first ?
It depends on the person and how they use it! For me I would look at it as a blessing and would use it in moderation: to live comfortably and make music and art and never have to worry about working and being tied to a day job. I'd save some for when I'm an adult and will need to pay for things like kids and houses, and I'd share it with people I love.....maybe throw a big party for all of my friends with free food and booze. What a boring answer.
What is your act of green ?
Well I'm a vegan, which makes more of an environmental impact than a lot of people realize. I also recycle everything and I've started biking and walking instead of using my car.
What was your best halloween costume ever ?
It's probably a tie between my "fancy dress costume" which is an entirely white outfit that includes a gorgeous feathered mask and a tutu, or my Mario costume. My friend Bryony has the Luigi costume to go with it but sadly she lives in England so no one here has ever seen both together.
What is your fashion accessory of choice ?
Amazing shoes, multi-strand pearl necklaces and a lot of jewelry. I also have a belt in every color. Purses! My cat tapestry purse is my fave. I obsessively color-match so I have tons of accessories.
Where is your home away from home ?
My parents place on Saltspring Island is my solid "home". Also my boyfriend lives in Vancouver, so I spend a fair amount of time over at his place.
What is your daily ritual ?
I don't generally adhere to a set schedule. I like freedom and playing things by ear. The only things I do daily are make my bed and shower. .......and spend time with the computer.
What is your guilty pleasure ?
What isn't? Sleeping in, bad television, Tumblr, ridiculous horror movies, and lots of food.
Camping or Glamping ?
I had to google glamping, like Kenzie did. I dunno , I'd say camping because, though I suck at sleeping on anything that isn't my nice soft bed, if you're gonna go camping you should go all the way.
What did you want to be when you grew up ?
My mom tells me that when I was 3 I said I wanted to be " a ballerina with 11 children", which is ludicrous. I only ever remember just knowing that I would be a musician, it was never an " I want" thing, it was just what I was gonna do.
Who is your hero ?
Keyboard Cat. Someday I want to be as famous as he is for playing keys.
Boxers or Briefs ?
BRIEFS! always, hands down, no contest, They're just so sexy on a cute boy. American Apparel ones, preferably because I LOVE bright colors (extra points if they match the rest of the outfit) Boxers just remind me of the 90's
Cat person or dog person?
Cats, hands down. I like dogs but they're way too dependant. I need my freedom, and having a dog is like having a kid. You're constantly taking them out to pee and walking them and playing with them. I want to be able to go out to a show and crash on a friend's couch, and be gone for a whole day (or more) and not feel guilty about it. Besides cats are better cuddlers.
Last book you read ?
I have a really bad habit of starting books and not finishing them. I'm currently reading Moby Dick... I'll let you know when I'm done.
Who cuts your hair ?
The one and only Ashley Dusseault. I won't let anyone else touch it. Though I do trim my own bangs but shhhh! don't tell lab.