Every year the span of time between Christmas and New Years fills up with its own unique anxiety and stress as we feverishly make plans to celebrate one of the most anticipated (and often disappointing) nights of the year.
Favorite thing # 10 The New Years House Party
Few things help ring in the new year like 150 of your closest "friends" screwing with all of your prized personal possessions and possibly costing you the damage deposit on your place by :
- throwing up everywhere except the bathroom
- shaving swear words into your cat
- using your under wear for a party hat
- turning one or all of your house plants into urinals
- using your landline to call phone sex hotlines
- dropping a deuce in your washing machine or dryer........or both
- emptying out the ashes of a loved one to use the urn as an ash tray
- drawing a wiener on your face with a permanent marker after you have passed out
- or flushing your car keys down the toilet
Oh yeah baby, it's party time!
Happy New Year
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